They are not listening anymore!

Swine Flu Shots Do Work!

Are You An Obama Fan?

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered,
"Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?" 
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."

What a Schmuck!

So, Much for Obama's Stimulus Package!

Don't Call Me Shirley!

A Woman With The Biggest Boobs In History!

Our Lives In 5 Bottles

Pelosi and Congress reach New Lows!

Congressional Job Approval

Polling Data

Poll Date Approve Disapprove Spread

RCP Average 10/1 - 10/25 24.8 66.4 -41.6

NBC News/Wall St. Jrnl 10/22 - 10/25 24 65 -41

FOX News 10/13 - 10/14 24 66 -42

CBS News 10/5 - 10/8 22 65 -43

Associated Press/GfK 10/1 - 10/5 33 64 -31

Gallup 10/1 - 10/4 21 72 -51

Cable News Viewers Tilt Right!

In 2008-9, the cable network audiences tilted decisively, like Fox’s. CNN viewers were more Democratic by 50.4 percent to 28.7 percent; MSNBC viewers were 53.6 percent to 27.3 percent Democratic; Headline News’ 47.3 percent to 31.4 percent Democratic; CNBC’s 46.9 percent to 32.5 percent Democratic; and Comedy Central’s 47.1 to 28.8 percent Democratic.

I won the Nobel Peace Prize!